Fister is a van guy now #vanlife

There are two kinds of van guys. Guess which one Fister is. What kind of van can you get for $1200? Check out this sweet van Fister picked up and follow him on instagram: Crusher_Van as he attempts to go #vanlife

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Not a Fan of the Steak Diapers

I was at the grocery store and realized the material used in packaging a steak is actually the same material they use for diapers.

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Face Planting Fried Pies & Drive-Thru Etiquette

If you are face planting your fried pie before you have left the drive-thru lane, before you have even depressed the brake pedal, you're bringing us all down a notch. And another thing...

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Public Bathroom Pet Peeves

Ppl who unbutton their pants and pull down their zipper before they are even at the toilet. Ppl who talk on the phone while on the commode. What are yours? If someone is using the phone while in a public bathroom, I make noises like there is murder going on. They are forced to concede the call, "I'm sorry, I'll have to call you back."

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We're Wasting All The Soy Sauce

You know what grinds my gears? 85% of soy sauce from Chinese take out is going unused, completely wasted. #murica Plus, what is going on with the duck sauce anyway? I have no idea about the duck sauce. And what is the Chinese mustard for?

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Pillow Top Mattresses = Scam

Fister's rip off alert. The pillow top mattress industry is a big sca.

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Millennials at the Office: They Take Naps, Wear Shorts and take off for their Birthday

At first it was just a handful of these curious millennials at work. Now I am out numbered by a group of ppl who's behaviours are compelling to Generation X but absolutely horrifying to Baby Boomers. Are they lazy or just misunderstood? Are they apathetic or realists? Are they smarter than everyone around them? Yes but they don't have the tools to make an impact and therefor just don't give a shit.

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Fister on Sabbatical

Plus, my take on Millennials

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Red Tide in Panama City Kills a Bunch of Fish

Fish heads Fish heads Eat them up yum

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Millennial Dreams. Spoiler Alert? Whatever!

In the real world, when we did not want to know the score of a game or the ending of a movie, here is what we did. We turned off the TV, computer, radio or anything that disseminated the pertinent information. These days, spoiled kids believe, in their heart that no one....

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Bone Crusher's rant on middle urinal guy and one weird trick to emptying your bowels with a bowl full of eggs ad. #Middle #urinal #guy #bone #crusher

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